This morning I stepped back on Facebook for the first time in a year, immediately remembered why I stopped bothering. I counted a block of 12 different ads and “suggested posts” in a row. TWELVE.
I do still want to see the posts from people I followed on purpose. But when the site works this hard to hide them, what’s the point of even trying?
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Had an extended and weirdly detailed dream about watching a Moon Knight season 2 pilot! Figured I would try to share.
It opens with Layla, not doing anything supernatural, just hanging out, getting lunch, going to museums…with some slick new guy we’ve never seen before. He’s got a convertible and everything. Not Frenchie, it’s clearly a dating type of hanging out.
Cut to an underground/subway station, where two shady security people are looking for someone. They find…Marc? Looking really out of it, dazed and unresponsive, grimy and unshaven, huddled on a bench muttering to himself. Skeptically: “Is this him?” They get him up and hustle him away.
…and it’s a fakeout! Once they’re in a tunnel with no witnesses around, Marc drops the act and fights them off. Still no superpowers, just lots of cool athletic stunt work.
Somehow the subway skirmish turns into an extended Train Fight, moving above ground, lots of fast shots and dramatic cuts.
The bad guys seem defeated when we lose track of Marc for a while…he comes climbing out of some wreckage, finally wearing the suit…
…except it’s not the magic one. This is clearly handmade. Not one of the cool classic body-armor suits he makes in the comics, either! It comes away from his head, not because he magically disappeared the hood so we could see Oscar Isaac’s face acting, just because the wrappings are falling apart. The gold bits are clearly plastic pieces scavenged from Party City costumes. It’s baaaaad.
Cut to an ominous laboratory. No established characters here, just misc scientists working on what looks like a growth serum. Ostensibly the “make food bigger, end world hunger” field that Pym Industries is leading in, but I suspect these are the bad guys.
Cut back to Layla with the slick new guy, watching the sunset together.
Pan over to reveal that Marc in his terrible costume is secretly watching. Surprised and heartbroken. There’s this artistic effect, sort of in the Ms. Marvel visual style, where the clouds turn into skywriting reflecting his thoughts. Lines include “WITH HIM?” and “BUT HE” and then, smaller, “but i”
Doesn’t interrupt the date, or try to reach out at all. Just slinks away unseen.
…and that was it!
No mirror conversations with Steven all episode (and definitely no cameo from Jake). Not like it’s implying they’ve been split up or lost the ability or anything. Just like the writers are taking a page out of the comicverse playbook, and having a “Jake and Steven who?” phase. Dream viewer me was really disappointed about it.
(Maybe tomorrow night my subconscious will whip up an episode 2?)