Dec. 21st, 2023

erinptah: Human Luna (sailor moon)

June 2020: “Word spread quickly. Angry commenters railed against antifa rioters supposedly funded by George Soros. They zoomed in on the word “murder” painted on the bus, though overlooking the words “stop ‘legal’” that preceded it.

January 2022: “The plan initially called for Trump’s wall to be built right through [the butterfly sanctuary], but in 2020 a federal appeals court in Texas ruled that the work violated the center’s property rights. And it was the center’s refusal to make way for the border wall that has led to online conspiracy theories about its role in supposed child sex trafficking.

June 2022: “I knew my mother was young. At that time, when I was 8 or 9, my mother was in her mid-20s. I remember the shocked expressions on the other parents’ faces when my mother showed up to chaperone her first field trip. It was different, but not shameful. Not to me. Not yet.

July 2022: “Reproductive rights advocates have long warned that women would die if abortion were banned again—that children would be forced to give birth to their rapists’ babies. I’ve been covering abortion rights for over a decade, and I expected these horrifying, dystopian stories to trickle out over the next six months to maybe a year…

September 2022: “But a pinko, commie libtard saw him and took pity on him. He clothed him, and fed him, and sheltered him. He brought him to an immigration lawyer and said ‘Look after him. When I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.'”

August 2023: “I can’t comprehend saying that, especially not to a child trafficking survivor. I don’t understand why fans of the movie would rather listen to Tim Ballard than actual trafficking survivors,” Boyd said. “But the problem is that solutions to human trafficking and child trafficking are not exciting like an action movie.”

December 2023: “There were a lot of earnest people whose outrage was in good faith — these were people who simply didn’t understand my tweets and had become the victims of the context collapse to which Twitter is particularly prone. But even if these confused souls weren’t actually outnumbered, they were definitely getting out-tweeted by guys with folders full of Nazi memes.

“Despite audits finding no evidence of fraud in the 2020 election, Donald Trump allegedly pressured Georgia officials to meddle with ballots and spread conspiracy theories about the election’s validity. The Onion examines everything Trump did in Georgia to try to overturn the 2020 election.

erinptah: A map. (books)
Describe your fic, I’ll give it a title from the Communist Manifesto: "Broke: taking your fic titles from songs and poems / Woke: taking your fic titles from surprisingly poetic radical literature"

Arbitrary Genre Restrictions: "Horror can't be set in space or underwater! Romcoms cannot contain bicycles! Please make up some more ludicrous rules, nonnies."

"Pretty low-stakes, but I learned about The Beatles before I learned about, you know, actual beetles, and I was convinced my science book had spelled beetle wrong." Funny misconceptions you had as a kid.

"The first few times, my reaction was definitely "hive of scum and villainy which I also can't work out how to read!". But eventually I got curious enough to come back and figure out what was really going on here. " First impressions of meme.

"Times you watched something and your dumb child brain invented something wildly different than what was on screen."

"In this threadlet may you tasty in your own language write, but then everything word for word in the English relanguaged. Use especially many idioms and saywises and speakwords and local expressions."

And again: "You-all know the ditty: speak your mumslang, use chunky many idioms and saywises, translate it literally to the English (you may it even on wordpartlevel enlanguage), and send it to meme." [This turned into a recurring thread, so I haven't saved all the links, but hit up dememe for more.]

"Best Wifi Names: Fannish or just generally funny names you've noticed when looking for Wifi"

"Change one letter in the name your canon, then describe the resulting canon. Nonnies guess which canon you mean. So for example, 'spy movie series starring a toad' - Answer: James Pond (James Bond)"

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