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humorist + humanist ([personal profile] erinptah) wrote2022-02-22 02:01 pm

Dispatches from Balloonville

Title inspired by my new favorite player in the NFT Space:

Screw it, I like the Balloonville people. So few in the Crypto Space will openly embrace the true meaning and spirit of "unregulated trustless marketplace that anyone can participate in." Looking forward to their next project, "Bored Rug Club", followed by the pixelated "CryptoScammers."

Screenshot of balloon picrew characters
Who could have expected that this would pop??


More NFT rubbernecking:

"On February 9, 2021, an unidentified scammer used a phishing attack to steal dozens of NFTs from individual wallets. [..] In total, the scammer netted over 1100 Eth (~$3 million) from the attack. The phishing attack used a legitimate Opensea buy order." So why call it "stealing" or "scamming"? It's a valid blockchain transaction! Everything is fine.

"[NFT sales data] do not show the democratization of wealth thanks to a technological revolution. They show an acutely minuscule number of artists making a vast amount of wealth off a small number of sales while the majority of artists are being sold a dream of immense profit that is horrifically exaggerated. Hiding this information is manipulative, predatory, and harmful, and these NFT sites have a responsibility to surface all this information transparently. Not a single one has."

"If you have access to a free trial of some chart-making software, you can even begin to make a corkboard map of this emerging web of ownership, business relationships, and incredibly bad art."

Other blockchain-based definitely-legitimate-and-not-a-scam rubbernecking:

"Often used as a way to distribute free NFTs for giveaways and other promotional campaigns, there is nothing stopping someone from airdropping NFTs with abusive content—doxing, revenge porn, child sexual abuse imagery, threats, etc.—into someone’s wallet. [...] And even if someone hides or burns an NFT of this sort, the transaction and its contents remain immutably on the blockchain for anyone to see." A quick overview of blockchain-based abuses we should be worried about.

"The Football Supporters’ Association (FSA) has called for regulations of cryptocurrency-related platforms after one of sport’s biggest cryptocurrency-brands has gone into liquidation. The Times has reported that fan engagement platform, IQONIQ, has collapsed in Monaco, which has potentially left thousands of supporters in possession of Fan Tokens ‘worth almost nothing’." Ah, the wonderful applications of crypto in sports.

"Two lists: falsehoods [about crypto and blockchain] that nobody who is interested in the world as it really is should ever repeat, at least not without heavy qualification; the second a list of truths and rules of thumb about cryptocurrency and blockchain that have been demonstrated repeatedly (often for many years) but escape notice far too often."

Evangelists reinventing stuff that already exists:

"Why not compare Bitcoin to other networks? “Bitcoin is the Apple eWorld of money!” The original electronic walled garden, that turned out to be too expensive and not very interesting. Or compare it to other technologies — “Bitcoin is the Ford Pinto gas tank of money!” Which it frequently demonstrates."

"I have been exploring Active Worlds for several days. It is a sort of internet archaeologist heaven, where player-created structures stretch out for what can seem like hundreds of virtual miles. There are many worlds to explore — all of which are anything but active — but this main one, AW, has been running since the mid 90s." So we've had what they're calling "the ~metaverse~" for almost 30 years now.

"Git was released in 2005 and was based on work going back to the late 1990s; Merkle trees were invented in 1979. The good bits of blockchain are not original, and the original bits of blockchain turn out not to be much good."
muccamukk: Wanda walking away, surrounded by towering black trees, her red cloak bright. (Hellboy: Secret Team)

[personal profile] muccamukk 2022-02-22 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
The weird alt-right people rioting here were trying to switch to bitcoin after the government shut down their regular funding, and the reply from the Canadian government was, "That's actually easier to track than regular money. It's all on a public ledger!"